Okay...so, I just finished watching the movie Piranha (2010). Throughout the movie I was really thinking what would have happened if I had actually paid to see it. Then, I came to an answer: I'd be really pissed off. Anyways, I decided to post some reasons as to why the movie was definitely not worth the watch.
1) First of all, if the fish were eating each other for 2 million years, how were they able to reproduce?
2) Pedophilia is found in it in all its glory. Taking two 17-year-olds with you in a boat to shoot porn? Yay, great idea...
3) Awesome parenting. There's a huge party in town, what do you expect your son to be doing? Studying the bible and babysitting the kids?
4) Lame editing, and the eaten people's bodies look really unrealistic.
5) Apparently the fish have a varying diet, since in the 1st body the policemen say that no bones were eaten, however on all the others the bones are eaten.
6) The 2 main stars of the film have really low chances of surviving, as they could be eaten by the fish any time, and they decide to kiss...how cute! Not.
7) The characters of the movie don't seem to know basic things, like that if 4 people (let's say 3, the 2 kids count as 1) get on a rope, it will probably be cut off, or something similar.
8) Unless they tried to turn it into a comedy in the last 2 seconds of the film, I find it utterly stupid that they decided that those piranhas were not the mature ones. That made it look like a last minute change of plot, since the mature ones were not mentioned or seen in the whole movie. Oh and, since the fossil had a baby piranha on it, shouldn't that man (the fish expert) or any other fish experts that had looked at it, have understood that it's not the freaking adult???
By the way, doesn't the ending imply that there's going to be a sequel? If it's going to be like the first one, I hope there isn't.
1) First of all, if the fish were eating each other for 2 million years, how were they able to reproduce?
2) Pedophilia is found in it in all its glory. Taking two 17-year-olds with you in a boat to shoot porn? Yay, great idea...
3) Awesome parenting. There's a huge party in town, what do you expect your son to be doing? Studying the bible and babysitting the kids?
4) Lame editing, and the eaten people's bodies look really unrealistic.
5) Apparently the fish have a varying diet, since in the 1st body the policemen say that no bones were eaten, however on all the others the bones are eaten.
6) The 2 main stars of the film have really low chances of surviving, as they could be eaten by the fish any time, and they decide to kiss...how cute! Not.
7) The characters of the movie don't seem to know basic things, like that if 4 people (let's say 3, the 2 kids count as 1) get on a rope, it will probably be cut off, or something similar.
8) Unless they tried to turn it into a comedy in the last 2 seconds of the film, I find it utterly stupid that they decided that those piranhas were not the mature ones. That made it look like a last minute change of plot, since the mature ones were not mentioned or seen in the whole movie. Oh and, since the fossil had a baby piranha on it, shouldn't that man (the fish expert) or any other fish experts that had looked at it, have understood that it's not the freaking adult???
By the way, doesn't the ending imply that there's going to be a sequel? If it's going to be like the first one, I hope there isn't.
